[ Sexylicious ] - Memoirs of a Gay-sha.

Spot the irony LOL.

Doesn't that mean my kid would be 15 years old when I finally get married? LOLOL

And I'm only 15 this year.

1. When you compliment us, we aren’t sure how to accept the compliment
without leading you on or reject the compliment without hurting you.


2. We like it when you say we’re beautiful or pretty, NOT hot or sexy! We’re not whores (usually).


3. We like you to be specific in your compliments (don’t just say we’re beautiful, say you look beautiful because those earrings bring out your eyes, etc.)


4. WE HATE BEING LED ON! If you think it’s bad being led on by a girl, try being led on by a guy.


5. We like it when guys are willing to have an actual relationship, not just a one-night stand. Most girls don’t like pimps or players, just guys who like ONE girl only.


6. But don’t be obsessive. Major turn-off.


7. Please put your ego aside in important situations. We love it when you stand up for us, but not when you stand up against us.


8. Call sometimes, just to say hi, not for a certain reason. When we see your number on caller ID, our heart always skips a beat.


9. If we’re PMSing, listen to whatever we have to say and agree, no matter what. Don’t give advice, just give chocolate.


10. Don’t talk about the way other girls look.


11. Actually, don’t really talk about other girls in general, unless we’re all friends. If I don’t know her, I don’t want to hear about her.


12. BE HONEST!


13. Don’t ONLY tell us what we want to hear. We HATE that.


14. At sleepovers, if you wonder what we talk about, quit worrying. It really is only you.


15. If you catch us staring, it is most likely because we’re spacing out, not because we really staring at you. Unless we smile when you notice. Then you either look really hot, or we like you.


16. We love a guy who will cook for us.


17. We like it when you hold us when we’re crying. It’s good to feel loved and safe.


18. If you’re ever unsure about something, just go for it. Trust us, we’ll let you know if you made a mistake.


19. If you like us, ask us out!!!! We hate waiting.
HATE IT.


20. We CANNOT read minds. The one thing all girls will say is that we have no idea what you are thinking, no matter how confident we seem.


21. Don’t go to our friends to talk about us. Come straight to us.


22. If a girl’s BFF asks you if you like that girl, then she likes you. Say you want to talk to the girl about it, then actually talk to her.


23. Don’t be a player. We hate that.


24. Don’t tell us you love us unless you are positive you mean it. If we don’t say it back, it’s just that we really want to mean it when we say it. Don’t say it right away, then it shows lack of commitment.


25. We like our hands to be held and our waists to be touched.


26. Waist, not butt. Hands, not boobs. Held, not fondled.


27. Try to look nice as much as possible. Not dressed up, but if you look like you just rolled out of bed, it can be a turn-off.


28. WE LOVE WHEN YOU SMELL GOOD! Wear cologne! (but not too much!!!!! We don’t want to choke on your smell when you pass us in the hallway!)


29. We like you to kiss our hand and cheeks and forehead (esp. forehead!!), not just shove your tongue down our throats. We do like to breath.


30. We like it when you’re tender, but don’t lose your masculinity.


31. Do chivalrous things when we least expect it (ex. holding doors for us).


32. Be a guy! We like sensitivity, but we don’t want another girlfriend. We might mistake you for being gay. Seriously.


33. As surprising as it may be, while guys might actually look at personality, the first thing girls look at tends to be looks. We’re not going to see you and think, ‘I wonder what his personality is like!’. Terrible, but true.


34. Be confident, but not piggish. You’re not all that, but we don’t want you to be self-conscious.


35. We like to see you get hurt. If you get hurt, don’t feel afraid to show that your in pain. It’s kind of cute (in moderation).


36. Be our knight in shining armor. Treat us like a princess, but be the decision maker in the relationship.


37. We like it when you ask us what we’re ok with physically, but don’t talk about it all the time.


38. We LOVE it when you get nervous around us. It’s adorable! Don’t think you have to be Mr. Cool Guy all the time.


39. Don’t play hard to get.


40. If you don’t call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you never called, and we will waste a lot of time thinking about it, eventually coming to the conclusion that we don’t like you anymore.


41. We lost interest quickly if you lead us on but never take action.


42. We might seem to flirt a lot, but a girl always thinks about the one guy she really likes right before she falls asleep.


43. When a girl likes a guy, she subconsciously gives him a song that makes her think of him every time she hears it.


44. If guys do the same as girls do in #43, tell what song reminds you of her.


45. In a conversation, LOOK AT HER FACE NOT HER BOOBS! They’re just lumps of fat! They’re not that hot!!!!!!!!!!


46. Butts are flabby. Get over it. Not everyone is J-Lo. Guys should not determine their feelings on a piece of ass. However, we do like it if you compliment our asses.


47. Randomly compliment girls in conversations. If you’re talking about sports, be like “Oh, by the way, that shirt really made your eyes look green today.”


48. Ask us about how we’re doing once in a while, and at least pretend to be interested.


49. If we’re upset and we’re crying, just be there, don’t try to give us advice, psychoanalyze us, or pester us. Just give us a hug and let us know you’re there.


50. If we’re not talking to you, we secretly want you to talk to us first.


51. Play with our hair without being like a gay hairstylist.


52. Always IM us first. We don’t want to IM you first, and if we have to, we will automatically think that you don’t like us, wonder why you didn’t IM us, and feel desperate.


53. We get really happy when you show any sign of interest. Don’t just do it and then never do it again.


54. Keep up the conversation on IM and phones and in person! Don’t be awkward.


55. We will always feel bad if we don’t like you back. Not all girls are bitches, no matter what you may think. We hate to reject you.
^^^^ok, so some girls are bitches and they like rejecting boys, but the people who wrote this group are not. better?


56. If we say “Let’s just be friends”, we really mean it. Don’t keep trying to pursue us, and don’t say ok and then ignore us. That’s just mean.


57. It’s adorable when a best guy friend who a girl has thought about liking confesses he likes her.


58. Girls love it when relationships are old fashioned and romantic. Always ask permission.


59. If a girl blushes when you talk to her, she either likes you or she’s embarrassed by what you’re saying.


60. Every time you smile at us, it may mean only a little to you, but it means the world to us. Don’t take the little things for granted.