[ Sexylicious ] - Memoirs of a Gay-sha.

Pretty fucked up I must say, I went over to B troop to help BCK, and my own troop can't even erect the project. =/

This the half-done monkey bridge, lol

Nub qi xuan doesn't believe that I have a blog!

emo emo emo emo T______T

The most awesome, fascinating, amazing, tantalizing, game I've ever played. Period.

Tomorrow's pioneering project day. lol

I'm on Duty.

Too bad LML did not run.

Too bad OJY did not get first, neither second.

Too bad we dumped BCK on duty halfway, and ran ourselves away.

Too bad ...

Afterall, the whole event was SPS anyway!

Si peh sian lah!

This is a seriously funny video! Sadly but true though! =x

http://www.femaleorgasmrevealed.com/femaleorgasm/how-to-fake-an-orgasm-video/

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Spanking isn’t quite what we see in our porn collections my friend. You know what I’m talking about; the girl with the big bosoms receiving smacks on her behind from her hunky man. There’s a lot more to spanking than just belting her once and hoping for the best! There are things that you need to consider before you lay a hand on her if you want to get the most out of the experience. Find out how to do it right with the following tips.

Tips for Spanking Newbies

• First things first… talk to your partner and make sure that they’re into the idea because without consent; it quickly goes from sexy spanking to abuse! (Try explaining to a cop that you were just spanking her for fun and see where that gets you!)

• Start off with the hands. There are all kinds of neat paddles and gadgets for spanking out there, but the best way to get a feel for spanking—literally—is to use your hands to do the spanking because it’s a lot easier to gage the intensity this way. Starting off too hard or intense could put an end to your spanking fun before it’s even had a chance to really get started.

• Pick a comfortable position and by this I mean comfortable for you both, but more so for her—atleast at first! The most popular positions are with the ‘spankee’ lying across your lap while you work away at her bottom or she can be on all fours or bent over a chair for her spanking. For most, it’s the vulnerability of being spanked that is the true turn on, so any one of these positions, where she feels that she is being ‘taken’, will be best for the full effect.

• Use common sense and just remember that you’re doing this for pleasure. A swift, forceful blow is NOT pleasurable! Start off lightly and slowly and limit the spanking to the fleshy part of her buttocks as any other spots may prove too painful and quickly put an end to your fun.

• Every spank should be followed by a caress or lick or other form of foreplay. The area will be super sensitive and maybe even stinging after a couple of spanks so the feel of your light caress will really up the pleasure factor. Anything more than that will send her through the roof with arousal!

• Be aware of your partner’s reaction to each spank. Watch how they react and feel their movement under your hand. If she’s trying to get away, then she may not be digging it. If you’re having trouble knowing whether or not her whimper is one of pleasure or torture, then you should stop and ask.

• If you both are really into it and want to explore more, consider using a paddle for a more intense sensation. You don’t even need to go to a sex toy shop for one. Think ping-pong, table tennis or any other paddle-using game that you may even already have at home.

• Agree on a ‘safe word’ which you will know really means ‘stop’ should she use it. Getting carried away in the role of the discipliner is easy since you’re in a position of power AND sexually aroused. The word ‘no’ may not seem as powerful when you’re in the throes of your role as punisher, so agreeing on a code word will help to know when she really wants you to stop or when she’s moaning a ‘no’ that is actually a ‘yesssssss!’.

Now that you know the basics, the rest is really up to you. You can start off light and before you know it be in the throws of all-out corporal punishment if that’s what you both fancy.

It’s all about whatever turns you and her on. And as long as it is feeling good for both of you, then you’re on the right track. If you keep it light and fun and watch that backhand, then you should be just fine.

Happy Spankin’!

So you’ve got a hottie spending the night and you wanna make sure that you can really rock her world multiple times throughout the course of the night, but how are you going to last that length of time?

What you’re about to read may make you laugh and some of it may even make you cry, but it’s all good and true and definitely worth trying out! These 6 surefire tips will help you keep going and going and going…

1. Self-love. Yes, that’s right. Ben Stiller was on the right track in that infamous scene in There’s Something About Mary. By masturbating before hand and releasing all of your pent up tension, you won’t be quite so ‘eager to seek release’ later. Plus, the more you masturbate, the longer you’ll be able to last every time and really impress her!

2. Try a cockring. If you’re not exactly the cockring type and don’t want to be seen wearing one of those studded numbers that make frequent appearances in cheesy 80’s adult films, you can always try one of the ‘couples’ cockrings that have a clit stimulator on it made for her. This way you get the restricted blood flow that a ring provides while looking like the unselfish lover who got a toy with her pleasure in mind!

3. Pullout and go south. When you’re having sex and feel like you may be getting close a little sooner than you wanted, pullout and move onto other things like giving her oral. It’ll definitely prolong things on your end and you’ll blow her mind in the meantime; making you look like the most giving and skilled lover since Don Juan…or Ron Jeremy.

4. Wear a condom. Technically, this is something that you should already be doing, but if you’re not, then roll one on! A condom can help you last longer because if tight enough, it works similar to how a cockring does, plus the extra barrier between your member and her juicy loveliness will help decrease sensation if you use one of the thicker kinds that most people usually try to stay away from.

5. Control your breathing. Sounds almost poetic, doesn’t it? If you focus on your breathing and concentrate on slowing it down while you’re having sex, it can help you last longer by not only dividing your attention so you’re just distracted enough to not ‘come’ but it also naturally helps to control your excitement level. If you want more tips on the breathing thing then have a look at books or sites about Tantric sex. If it helps Sting and Trudy make love for more than 8 hours at a time, then it’ll work for you too!

6. Think of something unsexy. Yeah, it may seem like a joke but this tip actually works wonders! Think about something that turns you off like nothin’ else; your mom or your boss or that ugly girl with yellow teeth that works in the next cubicle. If all else fails; try to picture having sex with a big, hairy guy. If you’re straight then that should definitely do the trick!

Pssst…

If you’ve tried all of these and you find that no matter what, you’re still coming too fast—by fast I mean in 2 minutes or under—then you may have to consider the fact that you could be a premature ejaculator.

These tips, over time, are known to help a guy get his timing under control, but to really get to the source of the problem, you may want to consider talking to your doctor for some extra help to rule out any other underlying issues and to get advice on the different medical treatments available.

And just a note on premature ejaculation: up to 40% of men are premature ejaculators. Premature ejaculation is actually THE most common sexual problem that men face. It is definitely manageable so don’t let it get you down. Sorry, bad choice of words. Anyway, I just thought you should know.

So often do we hear of relationships breaking because “he was not exciting enough”! It is indeed sad but true that most men in the world do not know how to satisfy their women. Even the so-called Casanovas usually do not have a clue about it. And then the blame is squarely laid on the female mind most of the time. “Women are so unpredictable!” they would say. But did you know that most women think in a uniform manner and even respond almost similarly when they are with their men?

If you read that again, you will see that there are some tricks that you can use with every woman on earth to make her feel that you are the greatest gift she has ever got. Here are five things that can make any man amazing in bed. Go give all of them a try!

How to be AMAZING in Bed

1. The Right Mood

There is no need to emphasize the importance of the role played by the mind in any sexual act. Most sexual acts that turn out to be ‘mediocre’ are largely because the people involved were not in the right mood. Now, you can be a real amazing man in bed if you could turn on the right mood for your woman. Do you think you can do that? Of course, you could!

What does a woman need to get her into the right mood? Oftentimes, just a few complimentary words can work wonders. Sometimes, even words are not necessary. The right touch, the right look… they can be enough. If your woman gets physically tired during the day, you can begin by massaging her body. You don’t know how much this touch can work her up and make her ready for what is to come.

Simple, thoughtful things you can do around your home works wonders too! For instance, tell her that there will be no cooking tonight. You’ll order out, buy some wine, (if you have kids, even offer arranging for the baby-sitter), rent a nice movie, etc. Do anything that will make her relax… and put her in the right sexual mood.

2. Sensitivity

Yes, men need to be sensitive when it comes to love and sex. It is absolutely essential for women. Women expect men to be considerate about their needs in bed too. In fact, most women will try to tease you when you attempt to go close to them. They might want something but say something else. If you are sensitive enough, you will be able to break through their words and actions and see the real truth behind them.

And most of all, a sensitive man will try to pleasure his woman as much as he receives pleasure. Foreplay is an extremely important part of the sexual act for women and ensuring that you engage in this thoroughly first will make you look simply amazing for her!

3. Affection

How affectionate are you with your woman? Do you touch her where she wants you to? Do you make eye contact with her when you are in bed together? Do you kiss her when making love? These are essential ways of showing affection. When you are making love to each other, some nonsexual things that you do can go a long way. You might caress her hair, for example, or you might just give her a look that you really love this. Most women would remember these ’signs’ for much longer than the actual sexual act.

4. Follow The Signs

Women are basically coy creatures. They will not mouth what they really want. This is where the man must cue in and understand what she needs. These will be very subtle signs – like a leading of the hand somewhere or a slight kiss on a sensitive part of the body. If you want to be labeled amazing in bed, you need to stop and read into these gestures. They are never done in vain; the woman wants something and you must understand it and give it to her.

5. Afterglow

They say love really happens in the moments a couple lies idly on their bed after making physical love. A man who just gets up and goes to get a sandwich after the act is over will never be remembered fondly by his partner. If you want to be called truly amazing in bed, really bask in the afterglow of sex; gently caressing her body with yours, cuddling, and others are important as women want to feel that you just didn’t use them as a sex toy. The best topic is to tell how good the sex was. That always paves the way for more and better sex later on!

In many ways, to be considered amazing in bed, you need to go beyond the sexual act itself. You must be sensitive to your partner’s needs and not just be concerned with your own climax.

Follow the tips above and your partner will truly consider you AMAZING.

Phone sex may have a notorious name in the world, but it is something that can really be put to great use. Imagine you are living away from your loved one because of a professional or some other reason. Or, simply imagine that you and your partner are just too busy to have real physical sex as much as you want. Probably when you get home from a hectic day of work, you are physically too exhausted to do anything even though you want so much to be with each other. In such situations, phone sex can work marvelously.

In fact, some couples who practice phone sex regularly have claimed that it has helped to bring them closer. They maintain that they can tell each other on the phone what they would not feel comfortable to tell each other when they are face to face. Also, when apart, phone sex has helped them to rekindle their passions and reassure each other that they really miss each other and are faithful. So, phone sex has its uses!

Of course, let’s not forget that phone sex can help keep your sex lives exciting. It’s natural that after a while, sex becomes a routine for a couple. If you inject some naughtiness now and then, it makes everything ‘titillating’.

How to Engage in Phone Sex with Your Partner

1. When you plan out a phone sex session, you have to make sure you are free from all your mental wrangles and worries. Keep at least half an hour for the activity. See that you do not get disturbed in any way. Remove all distractions and see that no ungainly noises will disturb you. Check that your phone is in good working condition too!

2. Some people find it quite difficult to get into the groove. If this is your problem too, you can try perking up the ambience of the room a little. Dim the lights, put on some mood music, spray some good perfume… such things work. Put on clean sexy clothes too. They really help set the mood.

3. Now is the time to make the call. It is best if you and your partner have pre-decided about the call because that makes sure they are ready too. Relax, take a deep breath and make the call.

4. When you call, do not let the excitement get the better of you. Start with small talk then gradually get naughtier and naughtier. For instance, start with the standard “So tell me babe, what are you wearing?” If she doesn’t bite and reply naughtily, simply tell her you are naked because you’ve been feeling ‘hot’. Be sure that you don’t get carried away and go on a whole speech here. Keep your phone sex talk going on like a conversation and not like a one-dimensional fantasy trip at your own end.

5. Slowly get down to dirtier talk. Talk about stripping. Talk about your partner’s private parts and what you would like to do with them. Let them talk dirty too. Slowly increase the pace.

6. Punctuate your talks with adequate sounds. Use moans and groans to effect. This is very important in phone sex because you cannot see each other’s faces.

7. Gradually lead your partner to fantasize and even encourage her to engage in self-love. Do that yourself. Tell your partner what you are doing. This will get you both really heated up and you’ll both end with a shuddering orgasm. Finish with some lovely after-sex talk.

It is not difficult to have phone sex with your partner. The only thing you need is the determination to do it! Even if you’re both at home, simply go to another room, call her cell phone and start some naughty talking!

From today onwards I shall post all feeds I received from Gabrielle Moore, my sexpert shifu in this blogz! =x

Geez, 3TA3 isn't exactly the genre I'm expecting for. =(

Well first, the monitors suck! Especially that Eric, trying to get me into deep trouble twice but failed to do so. Shu Wei, a bit lazy but still ok ok, and Chen Gang, the introvert sissy monitor! =x
And yeah, my classmates. I'm like the most noisy in class already, and sitting nearby me are Marcus, Sam, ZJ, Swine, Wai Kin, Ming Chun and a few more. These people around me are mostly the source of chaos for our class. =x

People I usually talk/go around with - Sam(my PiC!), Swine (geek), Marcus(nerd), ZJ(another LML-fan), Brendon (another computer freak, but not as freak as me xD ), Min Jing (sleep king), Jin Xian Jia Wei (band freaks), and Jia "Ling" (haha it was a mistaken name by our chinese teacher, in fact he's the one who's emo-ing all the time!). And many more!

Our class's tradition! Psssssssssssh do not reveal your birthday or be taken off your pants! xD

P/S: 3TA3 is a class or geeks and nerds. =(

In the last post of year 2007, I remembered I had said I'm going to be actively blogging again -- except I never did.

So here you go, first post of the year 2009. Time elapses faster than you can imagine, many things changed, and so did I myself.

Hopefully I'll be back -- hopefully.