[ Sexylicious ] - Memoirs of a Gay-sha.

13th Friday was believed to be a day of bad luck. I never believed it, but my luck was really bad on that day. Actually, my computer shut down itself instantly after I clicked a link "Does 13th Friday really brings bad luck?" in the forums. After that, I couldn't boot again, neither in normal mode nor safe mode. I panicked. I need the computer so crucially because I need to pass up my projects in this week. I know there's my mum's computer, but it's administrator protected so I couldn't install my printer! Oh shit...

Chin Chen Hee was right. This is plain dumb. I really hate getting first in class. It's best to shut the fuck up, I told myself. Every mistake I made, and everyone does, though, I'll be spammed with insults and boos from those who hates me for getting first in class. I hate people calling me the "8th boy". What the hell world is this...

Today's Chinese Speech competition was totally boring. How I wish someone talked about "Sex Education In School".

This is the best drama I've ever seen. I could have my face stuck at smiling for more than 1 hour, and stuck of being sour for more than 30 minutes. From this drama, I've learnt a lot of things.

Random screenshots from Smiling Pasta :

Wow, I've never saw Miss Khoo so mad before. Because of all the stupid & inconsiderate retarded bastards, they made Miss Khoo so furious at us and sworn not to be nice to us again. What life will I have in her lesson...

Today's KH was horrifying. Can you believe teachers taking off our marks just because we have forgotten how to answer a fucking dumb question? How could she taking off 1 fucking marks just like that? How if a student answers wrongly for 10 times, then his 10 marks are gone? What ridiculous method is this?

I noticed that the teachers are relying on us everytime Pencerapan, as though we'll affect her career though. How I wish I'm brave enough to wreak havoc in Pn Lim's lesson.