[ Sexylicious ] - Memoirs of a Gay-sha.

Dedicated to Wang Yong Xiang, in loving memory.

Sorry I wasn't there when it happened.
I anticipated, hoped, waited, and witnessed. It's heart shattering, excruciatingly tormenting.
It had been hard for us to accept this fact. Stunned. In denial. Petrified. What the fuck.

Brother scout, our bond had been so strong it's so hard to break it, but it has already been broken... I understand we have lost you in person, though for you will remain in our hearts eternally. No matter where you are, no matter what happens, you will remain the one and only Wang Yong Xiang we all once knew, once been together and never forgotten.

Saturday evening, I mentioned about this photo being a memorial jokingly. I never expected this photo became a memory of you.

Scouts we are, memories we share, going through that fucking Group Camp.
Utmost respects we paid, my dear primary friend. After so many years, life has been unfair towards you.
THIS WAS FUCKING UNNECESSARY. And I'm stopping here else I'll probably end up wetting myself again...

My last photo of you.. Saturday morning..

Our last project together, you were in this photo... Saturday evening...

Below are pictures selected from facebook, these were during our preparation...

In the process of making Milo Iced..

Your shirt..

And we all know what you're doing and who you're texting up there...

Semi-group photo with my foot included...

Peace..



You will be remembered. Always.

It was a sexy day after Recruitment meeting last year, sperms galore!
Credits to Koh Qi Xuan, i mean like, who else? LOL

Chairman!









♥

Sipek long mia sperm LOL, got sexy tail somemore!

Fat sperm;

Sexy sperm;

Super fit superman sperm;

I guess this picture is self-explanatory? HAHA.

Will update on Recruitment's next. (:
Kthxbai.

Nothing's gonna change my love for you..

I'm skipping the sperm post first... because here is a special birthday dedication to:

10/1 : Tham Chee Ho
11/1 : Koh Qi Xuan

Here is the compilation of their presents from 3 sexy humans. (:

HAHA sweet sexy 16th birthday to both of you!

I am so fucking busy. To hell with all unnecessary homework and bullshit assignments.
I am suddenly in obsession with Chemistry, and necklaces as well.

I am low on time supply, any kind souls out there willing to cut me 1 extra hour a day?
For some reason, I'm starting to love our gay malay teacher, well for a thing because he's so easily deceived and lied to. Well apparently every single lesson I'll have to go up against him for some funny funny reasons which became jokes of the day. Interesting.

I'm keeping some long updates as I don't really have time for them, just sharing a few sexy images here taken back in year 2009.

I see the name of 11GTS T/L hahaha! Picture taken near Paradise Beach's bus-stop, went there for some celebration at Yu Kai's place.

Loyal mating partners. Died together, mated together. =\

Richard Koh's smallest possible straight flush, well I guess this is just as sexy as 5 hearts in a row. This is 7-hand poker so chances of getting straight flush is rare enough..

Chun Lin's almost Royal Flush LOL.

And swimming 5am in the morning, the water was freezing! Was back in Yu Kai's apartment, due to alcoholic effect Yang Kwang, Yu Kai and I went for a swim after 4 straight hours of PS2 haha.

Okay I'll update on Richard Koh's sperm collection next. Kthxbye!

Miss die you..

SIPEH CHIKEK. I WENT TO THE WRONG BLOCK HAHAHAHA. ♥

Class's got two prefects, actually it's just one, for Marcus isn't even considered a legit one.
We threw Jun Ming's bag to the darkest corner, sorry ar! (:

Teachers, most of them gave the DAMN OLD BORING SPEECH OF ALL TIMEZXZX - SPM.
Students? Only 7 from last year's class.

Sigh, it's self-study or die. Good luck to all human beings embracing the new era of sienzation.
I WANT MY MODERN WARFARE 2 CRACKED MULTIPLAYER. ):

Random screenies, I've yet to review on this game.

Graphics at maximum.


I believe all of you know this monument...

WALAO siao liao! Please remember to bring pillow to class -- self-reminder.
Kthxbye. (:

I miss you..

I'm back to blogging, I skipped hell lot of updates so I'll just give it a pass. School's reopening the day after tomorrow and I still haven't got my haircut, haven't bought any books or stationary, haven't prepared myself and I'm still in the holiday mood. Sigh.


And I'm not cutting my nails. Fuck me lah prefects. (:

I have a very sexy article to share.
Author: Chin Chen Hee, was meant for The Star but it wasn't published.

I would like to give a million thanks the government for the fantastic news brought to the whole Malaysia this New Year.

Not only do we enjoy the nice fireworks on display, we also get the chance to sip a 10 cents extra expensive PREMIUM coffee and tea to help us stay awake during New Year. The next thing we know, Sugar King is to withdraw from Malaysia.

Congratulations for the successful implement of Sugar Price Hike scheme! I'm sure the citizens would be very pleased to hear about the wonderful news and the days to come.

Year 2010 would not be the same like previous years anymore. Here are some few changes that you might want to carefully observe:

1) When you take your step into any coffee shops, you will smell the aroma of premium 2010 coffee or tea which cost 10 cents more expensive than 2009 coffee and tea. Drinking coffee or tea would be 2X fast, now with half-filled cups. The coffee aunties tailor made this to save your time drinking coffee, because they know the lesser quantity, the faster the coffee cools down. You will save time blowing on the hot beverages, and more time doing work and increasing productivity.

2) Shopping experience would never be the same again. The government has pleased to enhance your shopping experience by introducing GST scheme, or Great Shopping and Thanksgiving scheme. Get your goods at an increase price today! But don't expect an increase in quality or quantity. Should you compare 2009 goods with 2010, you will be shocked because of 2010's sophisticared technology. With the help of Nanotechnology, goods are becoming smaller, packages are becoming smaller. Even your wallets are becoming thinner!

3) Fight obesity! With the strict laws preventing canteen operators from increasing food price, they have decided to support the Fight Obesity campaign. Now, with the same price, you will get less portion of what you would receive last year. Here are some major changes in 2010 patch:
Har Mee - 2 prawns have been reduced to half prawn; Bowl three quarters filled with soup, 1 quarter noodles
Economy Rice - Plate size reduced by half; rice portion reduced to one quarter.
Packaged food - Quantity decreased by 20%; packaging reduced by 10%

With this fantastic patch and bug fix, people would surely quit any games and play the epic game of '2010'.

This is fucking epic. I lurbbex.

Fuck chinese, 7As for me.
Behold the brand new year for a brand new ownage.

I will never forget 1/1/10.