[ Sexylicious ] - Memoirs of a Gay-sha.

恋爱 =
paktor, dating, make out, hang out, go out, dinner, sms, msn, meet out, getting laid, sleepover, coitus, kissing, smooching, hugging, cuddling, phoning (inclusive of phone sex), lunch, breakfast, supper, holding hands, missing, loving, thinking, imagining, hallucinating, fantasize.

LOL just some random words I thought of which might possibly relate to this post's title. I guess I'll just write in English anyway since I'm more familiar typing with it.

Disclaimer: This post is entirely purely wholely written by none other than Toon Xiau Wei, and hereby holds full copyleft authority over it. Copyleft infridgement activities include stealing, copying, pasting, spitting, screaming, swearing, showing your middle finger, masturbating to this blog, cursing, crying, committing suicide, complaining to your parents, littering, spamming, bullshitting, yelling, prosecuting me, finding me for a fight, spewing vulgars, saying WTF?, and finally nothing else. This analysis is written based on a guy's point of view, which is me without any external reference. K. K. di K.

Let's be realistic, even women lingerie has such a wide variety of class, style, taste, size, species, materials and so, what's more about humans? As the genus of Homo Sapiens, we have been gifted a very special sense/feeling called love and affection, a sensual feeling none can explain its true definition. It is so vague, it can come in many, many forms in accordance to each individual. This post serves as an analysis from what I personally think.

Let's go down to the main 3 branches of love (this excludes family/inter-blood love)


Unisexual Love
The name should be self-explanatory, it's the love relationship between a male and a female. Now we wouldn't go into details yet, just the plain, simple relationship between male(s) and female(s).

Homosexual Love
Well, the title explains quite enough. Homo brings the meaning of "the same". This is a very special same gender relationship that happens throughout any ages. This is a very special attraction between people with the same sex, and mostly happens when one has very little interaction with the other sex. There has been many misconceptions about being gay or lesbian, in such that some would consider it taboo. Literally means "pantang" lah. Personally I don't see there's anything bad about this, the only drawback is you're unable to undergo copulation process and reproduce. You can still live your life as per normal, enjoy sex as normal humans do, so?

Being honest, these relationships don't last as long as you think it can, but for some it could last longer than a bad marriage between a unisexual couple, or some even a lifetime. From my point of view, I have totally no objections against this phenomena. However from what I think, engaging in homosexual relationship will cause you to miss out something you might never be able to experience except from a proper, true unisexual relationship. If you disagree to this point, it's only a matter that you haven't met a proper suitable partner of the opposite sex. Really. So enjoy your relationship while it lasts! May you and your partner last!

Additional fact!
Engaging in anal sex has a 5x higher chance to get AIDs, as compared to engaging in normal sexual activities.

Today, according to American Psychological Association:

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Psychologists, psychiatrists, and other mental health professionals agree that homosexuality is not an illness, a mental disorder, or an emotional problem. More than 35 years of objective, well-designed scientific research has shown that homosexuality, in and itself, is not associated with mental disorders or emotional or social problems. Homosexuality was once thought to be a mental illness because mental health professionals and society had biased information. In the past, the studies of gay, lesbian, and bisexual people involved only those in therapy, thus biasing the resulting conclusions. When researchers examined data about such people who were not in therapy, the idea that homosexuality was a mental illness was quickly found to be untrue. In 1973 the American Psychiatric Association confirmed the importance of the new, better-designed research and removed homosexuality from the official manual that lists mental and emotional disorders. Two years later, the American Psychological Association passed a resolution supporting this removal.

Bisexual Love
Ok this is very common alright. Don't get mixed up the term for a person with two sex. That's a transvestite or shemale. In case you don't understand what this means, let's use a very simple scenario. Take A as male, B as male, C as female. So here's how it goes. A and C is in a girlfriend/boyfriend relationship (GB/rs in short), A loves C very much, and vice versa. However, A is also gay. A loves B as well, and so does B loves A. Get the picture?

In short, A loves B and C at the same time, and B and C both love A. However if C loves A and B at the same time, that is not considered a bisexual relationship, it's called 一脚踏两船! Ok that should be clear enough.

This scenario is most clearly portrayed in the movie "Brokeback Mountain", directed by Lee Ang. Ok personally, I don't think bisexual love is that bad, but it sure does affect your attention paid to both individuals that you love. It's tiring enough to have one, let alone two. If you're a male, it's going to be devastating if your girlfriend finds you you're gay, and you have been hiding the fact behind her back. For ladies, it's rarely a case that she would accept such occasions, unless she really doesn't mind you being gay at all. It's just, tooooooo rare. However for bisexual females, most probably you, as a straight male, wouldn't mind at all! Men are sexual creatures, tell me, which guy on earth would mind having two girlfriends at the same time? LOL!

Ok enough of homosexual and bisexual stuff, let's move on to unisexual relationships.
In the next post, I'm going to list and elaborate every single possible relationship that would occur between a male and a female, including motives, age gap, reasons and possibilities, duh.

I apologize if you were to disagree with what's stated above, as it's 100% based on my opinions.
My apologies too for the grammer mistakes made. Didn't bother to check.